One of my housemates has left a pile of beef crisps in the bathroom.
l1zzyn1ckerz, disregardthatfrank, or someone else?
The plot thickens.
It was me. Help yourself, lad. Next week a tray of cakes.
I would love a tray of cakes when poopin’!
This could easily be a double bluff. Perhaps it is I who is the culprit in a surprise twist.