Return of the 808 The TR-8 doesn’t just sound like a champ: it’s got this visceral, tactile experience with all the straightforwardness and get-shit-done mentality of its ancestor, but with a big ol’ truckload of intuitive new control features that make it really fun to make music on. Every sound now has dedicated decay and tuning knobs, each sequenced step has programmable delay and reverb, and you can even sidechain audio from external sources to create that “pumping and breathing” sound that defines nearly ever David Guetta song.
who is this depressed millionaire that is right it is the rap pop singer drake and the reason that his name is called drake is because his dad is called dravid and his mum is called snake so they put their names together when he was born to make the name drake so they wouldnt forget it like they did with all of their other childrens names. i dont know a lot about drake and i am definitely not some sort of drake expert but i do know that when he came over to my house last week for me to have a draw of his portrait of him he was acting really quiet and i was saying to him what is wrong with you my sweet guy and he just kept on saying i am fine it is nothing but i could tell that there was something wrong with him because he kept on going out of the room to look at a pictures of dolphins and sea creatures on his phone every 10 minutes and then after about a hour of him doing it he just stood up and he took his trousers off and he tied them around his head and he said right that is it i cant live in this painful world anymore and then he ran out of my house and i could hear him screaming that he has got more in common with sea life than he does with thug life and the last thing that i heard about him on the news was that he was found washed up on a beach nearly 300 miles away and all that he had in his stomach was a candle that was as big as his head and loads of bits of seaweed that he must have been eating when he was living out his final days as a dolphin and i am sad that he has been taken away from us but i am happy that he went away being who he truly wished to be because that is the most important thing of them all. Chris (Simpsons artist) xox
I tried to read this out loud to my housemate yesterday and within about 3 lines I was in tears and couldn’t breath from laughter